Another boring day. Today was so HOT! And I didn't even step out of my house. I was supposed to have breakfast with Grandma. But then... *Sheepish smile* Couldn't wake up.
Ah well. I spent the day killing flies. *Bzz bzz bzz!* Don't laugh. It's true. Mum and Grandma spent the whole day cooking. It was great cuz there was this awesome smell. But then the flies came. They came in hundreds. Couldn't stop them. All different sizes. From teeny tiny baby flies, to huge and buzzing fat flies! I shudder when I think of it. Ugh. How I hate these dirty insects!
Swatted them with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, I seem to lack hand-eye coordination. =.= Those flies are fast. But then, it was really fun. Not the killing part! Although those flies are gross, I kinda feel guilty for smashing them with the fly swatter... (Such a softie! xD) Enjoyed the fact that Grandma and Mum kept shouting to me: There's one there!' 'No, no! Over here!' 'Oh! Oh! This one's very very big!'
Grandma even said: '你是百发无中' (You're never not missing!) What the hell?!
I told Mum: 'I think I killed, like, over 20 flies today?'
She said: 'So? You think that they'll come back and haunt you?'
I shrieked: 'NO!!!'
She continued: 'At night, the Mother of all flies will come inside your room, and she, BIG and HUMONGOUS, will ask you:"Why did you kill my children? Now, you have to PAY!!!"'
I was screaming from the absurdness and the mere disgusting thought.
My Mum is very funny. I think I'm gonna have a nightmare about flies tonight. *Shudder*
To lightened up the mood, my cousins have left! Yay! Well, I'm kinda sad. Now the house seems so empty without Grandma and them. =[
Hey! That was supposed to lightened up the mood. Haha! I am so funny. xD
Here, look at this:
I found these online, they're so CUTE! They're fly swatters, of course! xD
Oh God. Nothing to do!!! I'm so jealous of those people who get to balik kampung (go back to their hometown)... Usually, I get to go overseas or someplace... But this year, Mum says we're broke! Haha. So, everyday I'mma stay at home and ROT. Supposed to be studying. Hahaha. That ain't gonna happen. I'm gonna ENJOY this damn holiday even if I have to ROT at home!!!
Tommorow morning going to KLCC. Bwahahaha. I'm so happy. Finally out of the house! Woo-Hoo! =D
Catch me there if you can. xD
Fly Swatting Angel
"HUMONGOUS" , ahhaha saya ingat perkataan itu , :D
ReplyDeleterelax noel , 2 more days , then balik ke sekolah :D , HOHOHOHOOHOHO :)
HOHOHOHO! xD
ReplyDeleteI got to Balik Kampung! =DDD
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