Bangkok was great. It was not hot (hey it rhymes). It was a bit cloudy actually. Ok, fine, it rained. I would love to show you guys my pics but i'm way too lazy to upload the photos... Maybe next time...
Nothing interesting happened during the holidays. That is, like, a fact or something.
Some of you guys are probably wondering why and how in the world am i writing on my blog when i told every one it died.
I saved it.
It happened on a dark stormy night. I was about to send my blog to the creamation centre when it's coffin started to bang and rattle... The creamation guy heard and ran away. In fact, everyone at the creamation centre ran away...
Except for me.
I took a step closer to he noisy coffin and prised it open with my penknife. I wasn't thinking straight at that time.All I wanted to do was to find out what the hell was inside the coffin. Thoughts of zombies and ghouls never crossed my mind.
As I prised open the coffin... something started to rise slowly... It was moaning and groaning... I reconized with fascinated horror it was my poor blog. It was trying to tell me something but all I heard was:"I ... see... you..."
I was confused and scared at the same time. I see you?? Why the hell did it say that to me? Off course I see it. My brain started to whirr... I see you.... I see you... What in the world did it bloody mean?? Was it a secret code? Was it a will?? Urghhh!!! Somebody help me!! God! I need a doctor.
I stooped. I thought. I had the answer. 'I See You'='ICU(Intensive Care Unit)'. My blog needed the hospital! That was what it was trying to say!!!
I immeadiatly whipped out my mobile phone ane called the ambulance. As we arrived at the hospital, I asked the doctor why did they tell me that my blog was dead. The doctor looked sheepish. He started rambling away in science. I glared at him with full venom. He went pale and told me the truth.
He said when i sent my blog to the hospital, i told them it was dying. So they just gave him a shot(I mean those medical ones) to quicken up it's death. But what they gave him was a shot for sleeping. They didin't even check furthermore. Just showed me my poor blog's corpse and told me it was dead. They didin't know that itwould loose it'suse so fast...
They are soooooo dead. I'm soooo gonna sue them till their pants drop.
And this was how I saved my dear blog.
THE END
