Saturday 30 July 2011

Cannot stand them B*TCHES

A Pengawas Post.

Some of you may know, I have been promoted! To Assistant Group Leader in our Lembaga Pengawas (Prefect Society??) I'm so happy! Its what I was aiming for.

Well, this happened a few days ago.

I was lepas-ing (letting) the students go back to their classes. And I usually stand at the 4 Daisi's (the so called 'GOOD' classes of the Form Fours, they study pure science.) cuz I expected them to be easy to control. Well, they are. Just SOME of them........

So, that day, we were supposed to check package. Which included school badge, collar, name tag, hair clips and rubber bands. And one unlucky girl, she was in 4 Daisi 3 or 4, I think. She was using a light blue rubber band, with white stripes. That was against school rules of course.

So, as a Pengawas, I asked her to change her rubber band. And I held my package out and took out one rubber band. We were selling it one for One Ringgit. Which was a total rip-off, I tell you. You can buy a whole packet outside with that money. But oh well, just the more reason to sell it to them. That girl was queasy and she kept asking her friends:'Ei, got rubber band? Got rubber band?' I tried to stop her, but then ah well. She didn't want to be stopped.

After running along her class's line, begging for rubber band, one of her short-haired classmate very kindly borrowed her one rubber band. *roll eyes* Then, Short-haired Girl needed to comb her hair. So, she borrowed a comb. SPIKY COMB! (Called rat-tail comb) From her friend.



I was like: '喂!尖梳不可以带来学校!要没收哦!' (Hey! You can't bring a spiky comb to school! I have to confiscate!)
Short-haired Girl: '不是我的!不是我的!'(It's not mine! It's not mine!) she said as she  was frantically combing her hair.
I said: '不是你的我也要没收!' (I still have to confiscate it even if its not yours!)

Then, another girl stepped in. Let's call her St. John cuz she was wearing the uniform on that day. Another short-haired girl (DISLIKE).
St. John said: '什么?!这样也算是尖梳?已经剪掉下面了的啦!' (What?! This is also considered as Spiky Comb? I already cut it's bottom!)

Well, woman, it still is!

I said: '剪掉了又怎样?它还算是尖梳呀。把它拿出来。' (So what if you cut it off? It still is a Spiky Comb. Give it to me.)

You know what happened?? She acted as if I didn't say a thing!!! What the EFF??!! The anger started building up inside me.

I told the whole class's girls : '如果她不交出尖梳,全班不用回班!' (If she doesn't give me the comb, the whole class wont get to go back class!) Yeah, I get to do that!

Everyone groaned.

So, I let the other classes go. Leaving the girls in the hall. Then, I asked YiWen, the Penolong Ketua Disiplin (Assistant Discipline Head). She loves her job too. =D

Then, behind her, unexpectedly, came the Penolong Ketua Pengawas (Assistant Head Prefect). Freaked me out slightly.

Well, she asked St. John: 'Did you bring a Spiky Comb?'

Silence.


Then one girl piped up: 'Hey! This has nothing to do with us. So can we go back now? Its so unnecessary!'
PKP: 'I wasn't talking to YOU. So you have to shut up. Please don't interrupt my conversation! Girl, I ask you ONE MORE TIME. Did you bring a Spiky Comb.'

She rolled her eyes, took out the comb and asked: 'This is a spiky comb?'

Well, YEAH it is, woman! *roll eyes*

PKP: 'Well, so sorry to disappoint you. But yes, it is.' She turned to me and asked: 'Did she do anything else besides not giving up the comb? Did she insult you?'
I said: 'Not really. Besides her sour face.'
St. John was glaring at me as she said: 'My sour face has nothing to do with you! It wasn't even aimed towards you!' Rolled her eyes again. What a B*tch!
I fought back: 'Well, it has EVERYTHING to do with me now! If I say it is it is!' The air sizzled with electricity. I could feel my body was on fire.
PKP: 'Chill, chill.' She turned to the St. John: 'You, you know that spiky combs aren't allowed. So why did you still bring it? Now, I'm gonna let you take this back home. Do not. I repeat, DO NOT. Ever let me see you bring this to school anymore.' Then she turned and spoke to all the girls:' Now, go back class. All of you.'

After all of the students left, PKP said to me: 'Well done Noel, you handled it really well. Good job!'

I was like, Seriously? I didn't even do a thing. Besides made an enemy. And if it was me, I would've taken the damn comb anyway. She didn't deserve a second chance. Too bad I'm too small. And young. *Grrrrrr!* And my feeble height doesn't help too. =.=

Well, let me tell you this, b*tch, you are nothing. You're not even pretty. You're just a plain plain girl who thinks she's got some attitude. Well, MY attitude overpowers yours and this is just an FYI. You're not worth it. And this post is just to tell the world this kind of scum exists. Damn you.
WE ROCK. You DON'T

Hehe. He looks funny! =D


Ciao.

Anti-B*tch Angel

3 comments:

  1. hahaha , chiilllll lah noelll , hahaha , be patience ya :D

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  2. haha! That girl is not worth it to be a Friend anyway . So , dont worry . just forget about that Biatch ! xD Thank God that i wasnt' there ~ =)

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